欢迎来到二战前的英国小镇布兰丁斯集市，小镇临近美丽的布兰丁斯山谷，湖光山色间坐落着布兰丁斯城堡，一座历史悠久的大庄园。如果你已经迷路，并接受了草地上一头猪的庄重致意，恭喜你和庄园主艾姆斯华斯伯爵调到了同一波长，住下来度个假吧！

不过看这一家的混乱程度，伯爵的小日子就快没法过了

RupertBaxter(DavidWalliams)hasbeenhiredbyConnietoputtheaffairsofBlandingsandClarenceinorder.BaxtersdraconiannewrulesquicklymakehimunpopularbothwithEmsworthandthestaffofBlandingsCastle.WhenFreddiefallsforthedog-lovingPandora(NatalieBurt)herealisesheneedsadogandmoneytowooher.Heborrowsthecooksmongrelandbuystwotonsofdogfoodasameanstomakinghisfortune.WhenhetriestosellthedogfoodtovisitingAmericanmillionaireJimmy(NickHardin)andVeronicaSchoonmaker(SylvestraLeTouzel)theyarenotimpressedbyhissalespitch.

ClarencehopestoavoiddancingwithhisnieceGertrudebyinvitingaconvenientblockheadtokeephercompany.FreddiemeanwhilemustkeephisnewPortuguesewifeasecretfromConnie.

BaxterreturnsasaholidaytutorforClarencesgrandsonGeorge.ToClarenceshorror,BaxterplanstoweaselhiswaybackintopermanentemploymentatBlandings.

ClarenceisforcedtomakepoliteconversationwiththedowagerLadyDaphneLittlewood(JessicaHynes),butherinterestinClarencespigarousesConniesandBeachssuspicions.